Observations

If I had a dollar for every taillight that doesn’t work in Phoenix traffic, I wouldn’t need a job. Seriously.
*wit*:
I was walking to the mailbox (maybe 150 yards round trip max) and I see two cars parked by the mailboxes. Kind of a pet peeve of mine but I can understand why people stop by on the way home from work. Anyways, there were two cars, one right in front of the mailboxes and one right behind the other car. But there was only one person at the mailboxes. I carry on getting my mail. 2 blockbuster envelopes (Harold and Kumar 2, The Big Lebowski) Then I turn around as one car leaves, the other car pulls up 10 ft, then the driver (female in case you were wondering) gets out and starts to get her mail.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

Today was not a good day for my faith in humanity.