Living the bachelor life

So instead of cleaning house or doing laundry tonight, I decided to relax and will go to bed early. However, near disaster occurred while cooking (microwaving) dinner. I was going to have a beer with dinner only, I couldn’t find my bottle opener. I only have 1 in the house so this situation quickly went code red. I checked the counter tops and the bar mat in the kitchen, not there. I start replaying the weekend to see if I could remember where it was last used. I checked the patio and the pool area, no dice. Where could it be? Could the mexican be playing a mean trick on me by either accidentally or purposefully hiding my bottle opener when she cleaned the kitchen? The opener was not in any of the utensil drawers, so I ruled out any conspiracies. Then, a stroke of genius hit me. I knew exactly where it was:

Under the empty hot pockets box on my kitchen island.

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