You’re not in Kansas anymore *Rare double post exclusive*
so since we are spreading out across the country, we will/have heard the typical “i’m from the coast and i’m so smart”: you’re not in kansas anymore.
I have found the perfect retort:
“you know I have never heard that before” – say it dead serious with no sarcasm.
they will reply: really? – shocked that none of their fellow coastal brainiacs have made fun of the kansan yet.
then obviously you lay it on thick with a “yes, of course i’ve heard that one”
they should cower away, ashamed and bruised ego.
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Well what would be your retort when they ask you where your ruby slippers…while you are actually wearing red shoes…
That happened my second day here…I promptly went back up to my apartment and changed shoes.
Leslie - July 28, 2009 at 4:13 am |